Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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