I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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