In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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