hotel room ftw
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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