I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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