Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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