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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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