i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Your cock deserves a montage
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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