the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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