I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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