Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
As shirtless as possible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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