You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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