She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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