Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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