Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm both gender and math confused
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