Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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