he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize