we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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