I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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