I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
You did what with his pubic hair?
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