Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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