is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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