think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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