I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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