I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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