Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize