thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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