Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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