Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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