His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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