i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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