we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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