so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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