i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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