they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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