508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I didn't shave. On purpose
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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