ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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