My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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