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(415): View more from California

how hairy? two words: wookie tits

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(415): how hairy? two words: wookie tits http://tfl.nu/0tmt

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(319): View more from Iowa

he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.

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(319): he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit. http://tfl.nu/9uu5

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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world

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(515): Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world http://tfl.nu/v7kq

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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.

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(540): First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete. http://tfl.nu/s0lg

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(407): View more from Florida

Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?

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(407): Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening? http://tfl.nu/psmr

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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.

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(605): I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us. http://tfl.nu/gkw5

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(480): View more from Arizona

my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station

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(480): my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station http://tfl.nu/uhsm

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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!

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Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.

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(717): DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!! (717): Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly. http://tfl.nu/0dyl

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(574): View more from Indiana

I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor

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(574): I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor http://tfl.nu/63e2

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(315): View more from New York

Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really

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(315): Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really http://tfl.nu/gifi

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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.

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(250): Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys. http://tfl.nu/97m7

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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.

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You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...

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(972): So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you. (281): You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it... http://tfl.nu/s196

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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?

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My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude

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(562): Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am? (916): My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude http://tfl.nu/ko0p

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart

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Die.

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(203): Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart (763): Die. http://tfl.nu/kmyn

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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.

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(202): There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1. http://tfl.nu/62gt

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