Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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