Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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