The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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