I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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