Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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