I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
he had hair everywhere except his balls
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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