I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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