do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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