i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize