my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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