Sacagawea was the original milf.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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